the city that never sleeps (in the same place twice)

last night i high-fived spencer krug, paasha motamedi, two boys dressed in all white in the east village, the entirety of cosmic cantina, and my inner child.

i believed in magic

until they lost and left me drooling on the bath rug.

super fashion party fun with friends in new jersey yeah cool!!!!

on opposite day!!!!!!!!!

hibear nation

the hotel chelsea has a balcony with a view of both rivers
the hotel chelsea has enough room to fit your oberlin bitties
the hotel chelsea has a mini fridge stocked with babybelles and natty light
the hotel chelsea does not have wireless internet access.

things i learned in the berkshires

i actually have the exact maturity level, attention span, and interests of a ten year old child.

for best results, scream this

NOW IT'S DONE, WATCH IT GO
AND YOU'VE CHANGED SO
PEACH, PLUM, PEAR
PEACH, PLUM

things i have been told to do by diner employees

"go to his room and wake him."
"as in, sexually awaken him?"
"wake him up with sex, yes."