kitty puke

oops i ate the nan and also a toblerone

there is a package of tandoori nan next to me that i cannot eat but want to

this is the real world.

williamsburg virginia

pizza party!!

blood bunnie

she made me get my hare cut

switching lenses: new jersey as foreign oil dietary supplements

animal planet is playing on the flat screen in our kitchen. kolie, whose senior citizenship has become increasingly apparent in the months i have been gone, has just made me egg salad. the eggs are underboiled, and a bit runny in the center. she squeals and points out the cheetas and large beasts, narrarating the already-narrated. "Wow! Wow! Your life is in danger! Wow! Come on, let me see if you can manage her. Wow! Wow! Mmm! Wow! These are FIERCE! Mmm!" earlier at the gynecologist, the doctor scowled when she saw my breasts. somebody called me, and my antiquated chromeo ringtone became the soundtrack to my pap smear. dope.

death by gaudio

currently sitting in my car, waiting to park on the other side of the street.

i am hiding here!!!

shh don't tell