wanted: large body of water (for swimming purposes)

will trade lukewarm generic peach schnapps, twins, or champagne-soaked titties.

kitten cor(o)ner

you will listen to this song when it is 80 degrees out and you will fall asleep,
but then you will wake up with a vengeance and probably dance.
and also yay,

revisiting when the weather matches your mood all the time

when there are warm suns and grasses for sitting on, and i'm still wearing last night's everything, this is a very good thing.

ethnic people are so sillie; memorable quotes from last night's homework (this morning's party.)

"Early rainy-season morning, mist rolls off Lake Titicaca."
hehehehehehehehehe

"Coca is a mild stimulant (like coffee but without the caffeine) used by indigenous Andeans to provide energy while working and to ward off hunger. Coca is also a very important ritual item in indigenous communities on social occasions and, most formally, in the t'inka."
it's a very important ritual item for us, too; somehow this is less permissible.

"Community members found this parody of their most sacred ritual particularly hilarious."
transitive property: amphetamines = hilarious.

lake titicaca.*
note: this is a real place


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i will scream for everything

but in the happiest fucking way.

i cleaned my room, did laundry, and showered.

and i did not cry once.

thanks mexico!!

i'm happy again!!