i pay my coherent friends to censor me

what i wanted to say: "hello friends. my name is devra freelander, and i spend most of my time drinking warm drinks out of plastic cups, carrying books and beach items in my arms, and sleeping without a pillowcase. if any of you have any suggestions on how to solve these problems, i could really use your input; my quality of life has suffered tremendously. but on a different note, i will share with you all a fond camp memory of mine: i once beat the entire pokemon yellow version in ONE saturday breira. yes, that's right, just one breira. not sure if i had friends that year, though. i'll get back to you on it."

the right thing to say: nothing.