for best results, scream this

NOW IT'S DONE, WATCH IT GO
AND YOU'VE CHANGED SO
PEACH, PLUM, PEAR
PEACH, PLUM

things i have been told to do by diner employees

"go to his room and wake him."
"as in, sexually awaken him?"
"wake him up with sex, yes."

taro taro tea thyme time

my pikachu watch still does not glow in the dark, causing time to become both irrelevant and intangible past ten pm.

portoroids

it's gonna take forever to grow a woman from the ground.

au revoir, a reverie

i hate this fucking recession.

just kidding i have lots more questions

can i cry? is that okay? i want to cry now.

i have only one question:

is max wolcott the cobrasnake???