i'm emma and you're manny

"emma gets gonorrhea but manny gets pregnant."
"that sounds about right."

recalculating my life in 8 bit

to ward off imminent waves of immense depression.

halp!!

i needs to get to oberlin soon. if you want to drive with me prs contact.

the city that never sleeps (in the same place twice)

last night i high-fived spencer krug, paasha motamedi, two boys dressed in all white in the east village, the entirety of cosmic cantina, and my inner child.

i believed in magic

until they lost and left me drooling on the bath rug.

super fashion party fun with friends in new jersey yeah cool!!!!

on opposite day!!!!!!!!!

hibear nation

the hotel chelsea has a balcony with a view of both rivers
the hotel chelsea has enough room to fit your oberlin bitties
the hotel chelsea has a mini fridge stocked with babybelles and natty light
the hotel chelsea does not have wireless internet access.